Daniella

// with Brianna, Emily and Daniella //
present

// Silly Job Interview (Monty Python) //
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Cast:
Brianna: Stig Emily: Interviewer

The sketch:
//(Scene an interview room.)// //(Stig very cautiously pulls face and makes noise. Interviewer rings bell again. Suddenly the four men all hold up points cards like diving or skating judges.)// //(The judges give him very high marks.)// //(They fall about laughing.)//
 * Interviewer:** You know I really enjoy interviewing applicants for this management training course. //(knock at door)// Come in. //(Stig enters)// Ah. Come and sit down.
 * Stig:** Thank you. //(he sits)//
 * Interviewer:** //(stares at him and starts writing)// Would you mind just standing up again for one moment. //(stands up)// Take a seat.
 * Stig:** I'm sorry.
 * Interviewer:** Take a seat. //(Stig does so)// Ah! //(writes again)// Good morning.
 * Stig:** Good morning.
 * Interviewer:** Good morning.
 * Stig:** Good morning.
 * Interviewer:** //(writes)// Tell me why did you say 'good morning' when you know perfectly well that it's afternoon?
 * Stig:** Well, well, you said 'good morning'. Ha, ha.
 * Interviewer:** //(shakes head)// Good afternoon.
 * Stig:** Ah, good afternoon.
 * Interviewer:** Oh dear. //(writes again)// Good evening.
 * Stig:** ... Goodbye?
 * Interviewer:** Ha, ha. No. //(rings small hand-bell)// ... Aren't you going to ask me why I rang the bell? //(rings bell again)//
 * Stig:** Er why did you ring the bell?
 * Interviewer:** Why do you think I rang the bell? //(shouts)// Five, four, three, two, one, zero!
 * Stig:** Well, I, I...
 * Interviewer:** Too late! //(singing)// Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
 * Stig:** Um. Oh this is, is the interview for the management training course is it?
 * Interviewer:** //(Rings bell)// Yes. Yes it is. Goodnight. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
 * Stig:** Oh. Oh dear, I don't think I'm doing very well.
 * Interviewer:** Why do you say that?
 * Stig:** Well I don't know.
 * Interviewer:** Do you say it because you didn't know?
 * Stig:** Well. I, I, I, I don't know.
 * Interviewer:** Five, four, three, two, one, zero! Right! //(makes face and strange noise,)//
 * Stig:** I'm sorry, I'm confused.
 * Interviewer:** Well why do you think I did that then?
 * Stig:** Well I don't know.
 * Interviewer:** Aren't you curious?
 * Stig:** Well yes.
 * Interviewer:** Well, why didn't you ask me?
 * Stig:** Well...I...er...
 * Interviewer:** Name?
 * Stig:** What?
 * Interviewer:** Your name man, your name!
 * Stig:** Um, er David.
 * Interviewer:** David. Sure?
 * Stig:** Oh yes.
 * Interviewer:** //(writing)// David Shaw.
 * Stig:** No, no Thomas.
 * Interviewer:** Thomas Shaw?
 * Stig:** No, no, David Thomas.
 * Interviewer:** //(long look, rings bell)// Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding- ding-ding-ding. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
 * Stig:** Oh dear we're back to that again. I don't know what to do when you do that.
 * Interviewer:** Well do something. Goodnight. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding, five, four, three, two, one . . .//(Stig pulls face and makes noise)// Good!
 * Stig:** Good?
 * Interviewer:** Very good - do it again. //(Stig pulls face and makes noise)// Very good' indeed, quite outstanding. //(Interviewer goes to door)// Ah right. //(calls through door)// Ready now. //(four people come in and line up by desk)// Right, once more. //(rings bell)// Goodnight, ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.
 * Stig:** What's going on? What's going on?
 * Interviewer:** You've got very good marks.
 * Stig:** //(hysterically)// Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
 * Interviewer:** Very good marks.
 * Stig:** Oh, oh well, do I get the job?
 * Interviewer:** Er, well, I'm afraid not. I'm afraid all the vacancies were filled several weeks ago.

MY AMAIZING ANIMAL The one animal I would love to meat or ride on is a dolphin. They are so cutie i just wish i could own one. Dolphins like to dive in to the ocean, some even like it when they have people riding on there backs. I love dolphines cuz they are always jusy sooooo happy and I like being happy its just my favorit experrsion



This is my tittle page i made for cyber space and cyberpals.

CONCLUSION part 1 1//.// Well one thing is that when you talk to some one on cyberspace you may think you know alot about then when you don't cuz they have being lying to you the hole time. 2. But when you are talking to some one that you have known your hole life and you do every thing to gether that's different cuz you know if they are lying to you cuz you know every thing about them.

1. don't tell people your personal stuff. 2. If they ask to meet say NO.
 * __CONCLUSION part 2__**

__**DISADVANTAGE**__ 1. can be some one who is a stalker. 2. can lie about who they are. 3. can tell you personal stuff you don't wanna hear.

__**ADVANTAGE**__ 1. You can talk to your friends with out people knowing what you are saying like if you are telling them a secret. 2. Another thing is that they can help you with home work with out cumin over

**__CAT AND MOUSE__** 1. Well some times there are pictures to see what they look like, but that may not be there picture they could of just got it of the internet. 2. No because you do not know what they look like, and some times people can look older or younger then they actually are they might be lying, cuz if they do ever say there age like they could say they are 24 when they are only like 18, or even you could say your are 28 when you are 32.

**__PLAY IT SAFE WITH CYBERPALS__** 1. Cuz the website she found was only for children with diabetes. But i do think that Nicole my not have had diabetes and could have just bean a stranger. Well it was a god idea but in this case 2. We ll i think that may be she should talk to her parents about it and see what they say cuz she could be lying who she is and she could be a 40 year old man. 3. When <span style="color: rgb(234, 6, 6);">the boy ask what school he goes to what sport team he plays on. <span style="color: rgb(234, 6, 6);">4. he could just not respond to the boy and just move on with the game he is playing

**__<span style="font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(153, 51, 102); font-family: 'Curlz MT';"> MY PARTNER INTERVIEW __** **<span style="font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(255, 102, 0); font-family: 'Curlz MT';"> Dear Mr. Yuen, ** <span style="color: rgb(248, 22, 30); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">
 * On Thursday we did interviews on are partner. I was lucky to have 2 **** Maddie and Alex so I did it some what different but I did ask lots of questions (the ones you told us to).  **
 * I found out that **** Maddie favorite pet is dog’s and horses and Alex like dog’s cats and rabbit. Maddie’s favourite types of dogs  are Dachshunds and Golden Retrievers. Her favorite breed of horses is Arabians. Alex favorite type of dog is a “Teacup Yorkie” but she just loves cats and rabbits even thought she doesn’t even know one . Maddie’s favourite book is twilight series’’ . Alex‘s favourite book is “twilight series”. Maddie’s favourite trick is really just  scaring people and Alex’s is “the cow joke” and juggling a soccer ball.  **
 * But one thing I have always known is that they are both helpful and caring people. And are always nice to other even if they don’t know them they will always care for others. **
 * Sincerely **
 * <span style="font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(204, 153, 255); font-family: 'Curlz MT';">Daniella Tesan **

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<span style="color: rgb(0, 255, 31); background-color: rgb(175, 24, 201);"><span style="color: rgb(246, 243, 49);"><span style="color: rgb(116, 251, 222); background-color: rgb(0, 33, 255);"><span style="color: rgb(45, 210, 59); background-color: rgb(245, 243, 246);"><span style="color: rgb(221, 214, 39);"><span style="color: rgb(248, 22, 30); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">**"Always forgive your enemies; no**t**hing annoys them so much."**
 * <span style="color: rgb(248, 22, 30); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">-Oscar <span style="color: rgb(235, 10, 10); font-family: 'Comic Sans MS',cursive;">Wil **