Macguire

Macguire    == "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." ==

 Emo Philips
== Emo Philips==

Partner Interview

Dear Mr. Yuen,

Hello, my name is Macguire Stormbreaker and I am interviewing Ryan Rock and Rolla.

My friend Ryan is interested in cool cars, like everybody else here. When he grows up, he wants to have a Lamborghini Murcielago. Nice, but maybe not, Ryan. You do know that that car is $200000.00 dollars, right?

Ryan is also a trickster. He always gets me with all the tricks he has. Like 5 star. I hate that one. His favourite trick is flipping the ball over his head backwards in soccer. He learned it when he was just seven years old! His dad was teaching him, and then he finally got it.

Even though he’s always doing things, he somehow finds time to read. Ryan Rock and Rolla’s favourite type of book is mystery, because it’s suspenseful. But, Ryan’s favourite author, J.K. Rowling, the author of Harry Potter, is a fantasy writer. I guess Ryan likes books.

Sincerely, Macguire Stormbreaker

 __**JASMINE**__
It is not a good idea to exchange addresses because Nicole could be a 40 year old kidnapper. Jasmine shouldn't go to meet Nicole because they could be bad people and hurt her or something. Alarms in Jason's head should go off when the other guy asks him the questions. Jason should respond by saying DENIAL and walking away and not telling him.

Jason

If they did say their information, "Nicole" could come to Jasmine's house and take her away. If Jason did tell the guy in the game what soccer field he was playing at and what number he was, he could follow them home and do something bad.

Conclusion

Cyberpals Face to face friends People you might not know You can physically talk to them You can't see them You can see what they look like and things like that

2 safety rules for dealing with cyberpals are Never tell your address Trust your insticts. If they ask you a question that you might not want to answer, think about what could happen if you do tell them.

Poster

[|Never believe someone online.doc]

I would love to see a penguin because they can slide off icebergs into the water and they can fly off the cliffs of the iceberg onto the water. I have never seen a real penguin before but I really want to. The penguins have to stand on their eggs for a long time in the cold blizzard without eating or drinking.

Kingdom: Animalia Phylum:Chordata Class:Aves Infraclass:Neognathae Order:Sphenisciformes Family:Spheniscidae

Pixton Comic

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//with Macguire and Nico//
presents

How The World Will End
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Cast:
Macguire as Reaper and Bob Nico as Some Guy and Guthix

Script:
This is a reenactment of TehNoobShow's "How RuneScape Will End". All story credits go to TehNoobWorld's Channel on YouTube. The Reaper: All good things must come to an end. You Will die.Your pet cat will die. Timmy the window washer will die too. Even I will die. I am going to tell you the fate of the world. Look into the Crystal Ball. TehRandomGuy: Eurgh...I...I...I dont want to. The Reaper: What? TehRandomGuy: I just don't like to...le,le,le...uh...I just don't want to. The Reaper: Listen, kid. I'm trying to make a dramatic opening scene for my video. If you want this to be the best reenactment of TehNoobShow ever, then you better be quiet and listen to me. TehRandomGuy: What? What's TehNoobShow? The Reaper: I'll tell you later! Focus! Uh, sorry, let me check my script, um, Look into the Crystal Ball. TehRandomGuy: Why? The Reaper: You know what? You know what? I don't like your attitude. You know what? You- TehRandomGuy: Uh... uhh! Stop it! Uh! Your making me cry-e! (Hyperventilate) The Reaper: You know what? Your fired! Get out of here now! TehRandomGuy: Ok! Gosh, don't yell at people like that. It's, it's not nice to do that to people. The Reaper: (Sigh heavily) TehRandomGuy: This is a free country. I can say what I want. I can do what I want. You have no right to be doing this to me. The Reaper: (Sigh) Security.. (Two guys come in and take TehRandomGuy away) TehRandomGuy: Hey! You can't do this to me! I have a family to be fed by! (Another guy walks in) The Reaper: Please, look into the crystal ball. TehRandomGuy 2: (Fred voice)Ok, I will. Gosh, you don't have to yell at me like that! The Reaper: *What did I do?* (TehRandomGuy 2 looks into the crystal ball) The Reaper: The alien device looked exactly like us, but had a few minor flaws. Bob: Shut up noob! I could own you! Free stuff plox? TehRandomGuy 2: Aliens? Thats stupid... How is aliens sending some stupid guy here going to end the world? The Reaper: Well, when God created the world, he left a self destruction button. Guthix: BBBBUUUUTTTTOOOONNNN!!!! The Reaper: He hid it in a place he knew nobody would ever go to. That place was...SPARTA!!! TehRandomGuy 2: (Talking to God)(Sarcastically) Great place for a self destruction button, dude. The Reaper: You see, one day, the alien device will find the self destruction button, and, on that day...well, uhh there won't be a day because you know, the world will blow up or something,uhh... TehRandomGuy 2: So, when will the alien find the button? Guthix: Button?!?! Bob: No, noob. That's a sheep. Guthix: Button?!?! Bob: No! You stupid noob! It's a stop sign! What? A stop sign? I'm in Sparta! There aren't any cars in Sparta! Or are there...DUN DUN DUN... Guthix: BBBUUUTTTOOONNN!!! Bob: Finally! Yes, it's a button. (Picture of button) Guthix: BBBUUUTTTOOONNN! The Reaper: Oh, don't worry. Not for milions Bob: Hurry up noob! The Reaper: And millions (Slams Guthix's hand onto the button) of BOOM!